You know that one tumblr where everything they post is funny and everything they do is awesome?
This isn't it.
I'm Ellen and this is my blog.
Say hello to Ringo.
I am Iron Man.
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
7ns:
JUST PRESS PLAY
I made this for obvious reasons
Mycroft cares about your education guys this is important
Fuckin fan-fucking-tastic.
I flichen died at “maybe it’s maybeline”
OKAY THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
aw fuckit
JUST PRESS PLAY.
Empire: I have a question about the nudity. We didn’t bring this up with George when he was here, but obviously it’s kind of become a thing in pop culture—the amount of nudity and “sexposition” scenes in Game of Thrones. You have a sexposition scene in this. Can you talk about that? [Laughter] What’s your position on sexposition?
Neil Marshall: It was pretty surreal. I’d not done anything like that in my films before. But the weirdest part was when you have one of the exec producers leaning over your shoulder, going, “You can go full frontal, you know. [Laughter] This is television—you can do whatever you want! And do it! I urge you to do it.” So I was like, “Okay, well, if you—you’re the boss.”
So they’re not worried, they’re not trying to pull back on it?
Not in the slightest, no, no. This particular exec took me to one side and said, “Look, I represent the pervert side of the audience, okay? Everybody else is the serious drama side—I represent the perv side of the audience, and I’m saying I want full frontal nudity in this scene.” So you go ahead and do it.
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—from Empire Magazine’s podcast interview with director Neil Marshall about his work on the “Blackwater” episode of Game of Thrones
OH MY GOD THE 13-YEAR-OLD BOY ACTUALLY EXISTS
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
I love the differences between US and British culture. For example, we call “chips” french fries, and they burned down our capitol in 1812.
Just so you know I didn’t ask for this. I’m going to make this succinct and in conversation form.
*I walk towards Misha*
Misha: “I love when people bring props!”
Me: “I thought we could play Human Twister? *I stick the red dot on his shoulder* I’ll just put this here *I put the yellow dot on my stomach* … so you don’t feel uncomfortable.”
Misha: *looks at yellow dot* “Hmm, do I have any other choice?”
Me: “Wherever you want, really.”
Misha rips the yellow dot from my stomach and slaps it on my chest. He just looked at me approvingly and we took the photo. I thanked him, we shook hands and left.
4 Hours Later.
I picked up the photo (to many a praise I must say). Went to get Misha to sign it. His assistant slid the photo over to him. Before he even saw the photo he looks up at me and grins massively.
Misha: “Oh HEY!” *massive wide eyes*
Me: “Hey thanks for being a good sport about that!”
Misha: “No, thank you for letting me cup you!” *looks down at the photo* “It turned out great didn’t it?”
He signs it.
Me: “Oh thanks for writing that, I won’t be forgetting it.”
Misha: “It was my pleasure.”
Then he winked at me and I went on my way.
And there ended one of the most unforgettable days of my life.
Misha likes groping boobs. Shocker. xDDDD
